Crappy Pick Up Lines

Subject: Re: Crappy Pick Up Lines Wed Jan 11, 2012 2:29 am

Congratulations! You have just been voted "Most Beautiful Boy In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!

Subject: Re: Crappy Pick Up Lines Wed Jan 11, 2012 2:02 pm

(hadn't noticed....oops)

Nice to meet you, I'm Joc and you are...gorgeous!

Subject: Re: Crappy Pick Up Lines Wed Jan 11, 2012 6:09 pm

You know its a crime to be that beautiful, I've got handcuffs mind if I arrest you

Subject: Re: Crappy Pick Up Lines Thu Jan 12, 2012 12:27 am

You must have a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants.

Subject: Re: Crappy Pick Up Lines Thu Jan 12, 2012 1:32 am

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!

Subject: Re: Crappy Pick Up Lines Thu Jan 12, 2012 5:56 am

Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.

Subject: Re: Crappy Pick Up Lines Fri Jan 13, 2012 9:31 pm

Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.

Subject: Re: Crappy Pick Up Lines Sun Jan 15, 2012 4:11 am

Hi, I'm Sirius. And you are? Wait, let me guess....gorgeous.

Subject: Re: Crappy Pick Up Lines Fri Jan 20, 2012 1:13 am

The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

Subject: Re: Crappy Pick Up Lines Fri Jan 20, 2012 11:43 pm

I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.

Subject: Re: Crappy Pick Up Lines Sat Jan 21, 2012 1:31 pm

I must be dancing with the Devil, because you’re hot as Hell.

Subject: Re: Crappy Pick Up Lines Sat Jan 21, 2012 6:55 pm

You know, my mother always told me it was impolite to stare... so what do you say we dance?

Subject: Re: Crappy Pick Up Lines Tue Jan 31, 2012 5:24 pm

Do you wanna do some math? Let's add you and me, subtract our clothes, spread your legs and multiply.

Subject: Re: Crappy Pick Up Lines Tue Jan 31, 2012 6:02 pm

Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas?

Subject: Re: Crappy Pick Up Lines Tue Jan 31, 2012 6:26 pm

If I was milk would you let me do your body good?

Subject: Re: Crappy Pick Up Lines Tue Jan 31, 2012 6:48 pm

(most definatly Wink

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Hi, I'm Ms. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

Subject: Re: Crappy Pick Up Lines Tue Jan 31, 2012 11:22 pm

Here's a quarter....call your roommate and tell her you won't be coming home tonight

Subject: Re: Crappy Pick Up Lines Wed Feb 01, 2012 12:44 am

Do you have a library card? 'Cause I'm checking you out.

Subject: Re: Crappy Pick Up Lines Wed Feb 01, 2012 12:54 am

Do you have a mirror in your pants? Cuz I can see myself in them.

Subject: Re: Crappy Pick Up Lines Fri Feb 03, 2012 11:30 pm

My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.

Subject: Re: Crappy Pick Up Lines Sat Feb 04, 2012 11:11 pm

Are you hungry? I am and I could just eat you up.

Subject: Re: Crappy Pick Up Lines Sun Feb 05, 2012 2:53 am

Are you a magnet? 'Cause I'm attracted to you.

Subject: Re: Crappy Pick Up Lines Sun Feb 05, 2012 3:23 am

Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

Subject: Re: Crappy Pick Up Lines Mon Feb 06, 2012 12:48 am

I dropped my ring down your shirt, let me just get that

Subject: Re: Crappy Pick Up Lines Tue Feb 07, 2012 4:47 pm

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?